Documenting ugly English around the world.Ugly EnglishTumblr (3.0; @uglyenglish)http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/Dr. Suess… lesser-knownbrother of Dr. Seuss.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acbef3912a10ccf6789e88888bbdf8b7/tumblr_moexrxIhDA1qju1ulo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dr. Suess… lesser-knownbrother of Dr. Seuss.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/52992900683http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/52992900683Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:33:33 -0400“We do carry party order….” NYC.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/688f1ccc8591766ab512ad43f4b8b5db/tumblr_mmcaoqQ6yl1qju1ulo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“We do carry party order….” NYC.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/49708024056http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/49708024056Sun, 05 May 2013 15:12:25 -0400Wall, South Dakota<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e26zyWuF1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wall, South Dakota</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/30281558798http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/30281558798Sun, 26 Aug 2012 20:47:23 -0400Restroom for costumers. Flushing, NY.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nmaic5xX1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Restroom for costumers. Flushing, NY.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29274830736http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29274830736Sun, 12 Aug 2012 14:06:17 -0400Use thongs. NYC.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8m9t1URyZ1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Use thongs. NYC.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29228620494http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29228620494Sat, 11 Aug 2012 20:39:01 -0400NYC<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8loya3GmA1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>NYC</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29202562547http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29202562547Sat, 11 Aug 2012 13:08:34 -0400Thanksgiven Dinner!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i59ePr1x1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thanksgiven Dinner!</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29067367619http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/29067367619Thu, 09 Aug 2012 15:10:26 -0400We specialize in sandiwches. New York City pizzeria.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j7a55NNN1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>We specialize in sandiwches. New York City pizzeria.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/27721100174http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/27721100174Sat, 21 Jul 2012 18:18:05 -0400Even trade rags are not immune to the occasional error….<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6uyl3C0eU1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Even trade rags are not immune to the occasional error….</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/26780325211http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/26780325211Sun, 08 Jul 2012 16:07:51 -0400"certainly like your web-site however you need to test the spelling on several of your posts. Many of..."““certainly like your web-site however you need to test the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling problems and I to find it very troublesome to inform the truth then again I’ll certainly come back again.””<br/><br/> - <em>Verbatim spam comment from one of my blogs, <a href="http://www.collazoprojects.com"><a href="http://www.collazoprojects.com">www.collazoprojects.com</a></a></em>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/25824281763http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/25824281763Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:15:54 -0400Rules are rules. <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m65g3bV5bm1qju1ulo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Rules are rules. </p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/25821105744http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/25821105744Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:28:00 -0400You don’t “unlock” a rhythm.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50h7z7vOo1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You don’t “unlock” a rhythm.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/24289163608http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/24289163608Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:31:10 -0400I had to read this one three times. Memphis Redbirds program.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lva8d7vt1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I had to read this one three times. Memphis Redbirds program.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/23766719502http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/23766719502Fri, 25 May 2012 21:10:56 -0400Oops! Kink-sized beds! (Another typo from the Costa Rica web...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ou82EPAQ1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oops! Kink-sized beds! (Another typo from the Costa Rica web content project). </p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/22638813698http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/22638813698Tue, 08 May 2012 01:07:14 -0400Just one of the many errors I’ve found while working on a...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oovmTERW1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Just one of the many errors I’ve found while working on a website content project related to Costa Rica </p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/22633192983http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/22633192983Mon, 07 May 2012 23:11:46 -0400How many errors can you spot? Atlanta, GA<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31m94ioMM1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>How many errors can you spot? Atlanta, GA</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/21786596485http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/21786596485Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:10:15 -0400Because there is only one guest…. Paramaribo, Suriname<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28n0xHjC31qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Because there is only one guest….<br/> Paramaribo, Suriname</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/20812069661http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/20812069661Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:36:33 -0400Spa services complete with spelling error. Bucerias, Mexico.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1s23vROHp1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Spa services complete with spelling error. Bucerias, Mexico.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/20260183224http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/20260183224Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:43:07 -0400I always love it when a business spells its name wrong.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y1nhNslU1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I always love it when a business spells its name wrong.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/19358277377http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/19358277377Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:45:17 -0400Um, no, you can’t educate my child.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu316rwUg1qju1ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Um, no, you can’t educate my child.</p>http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/16987261187http://uglyenglish.tumblr.com/post/16987261187Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:17:30 -0500